Oh yes. Get this. I called home tonight and Dad answered. “Hi Lex,” he said, “How was your first class?” And I’m wondering how he does this. He has no idea where the ice cream goes and generally forgets to brush his teeth or put on deodorant. He can’t clean out a litter box, but he remembers what I’m up to? What is this madness?

And last time I was home, I walked up to him with the cat in my arms and, making conversation, I asked, “Are you hungry, Dad?” and he said, “Sure I am, but not for cat.” !!! How do the jokes come out right?